I confess. I’m selfish.
Sometimes I like a treat all to myself.
I blame my mother.
My mother is a champion speed ice cream eater. She can consume an ice cream cone in under a minute. You could get brain freeze just watching her.
One may ask why she would develop this particular talent. Easy.
My mother had four children in a nine year span and she likes ice cream.
And as we all know, mom’s are somehow contractually obligated to release their cones to the child who drops their ice cream cone.
She blames her mother.
Seems that when my mom was in grade school, her mother would wait for the Krispy Kreme man to deliver to the store across the street from their house. When the fresh doughnuts were delivered, Mama would run across and buy three for a dime.
And eat them all.
I guess there are some genetics that can’t be denied.